The neutered cat meows licks the crib they built that night, assemblage provided by thhhh-omas of Ikea who led them through his domain the tall halls of boxed, stored furnitures, with the proverb of a martyr The brite giggle of her rattle absent Thoughts tense sensations to adumbrate the retribution of a phantom claw (phantom clawing our nostalgias and exposed feet bony at the bottom of the bed) the tendency of fur to act as a suction pump against innocent skin and mouth and gum. The mother (my wife) turns over her mind recovering its neurotic, recurring flatulence, and the cat returns to its mission of choke choke choke and snip. While slooped on the couch in the living room the husband drops his Beer on the rug his head tilts in that cute way that manfaces get curious as he notices the the strange light, too round and warm, to be of the moon or one of her cousins, pouring out of the baby's room. Shocked that it seems to navigate the various pieces of furniture settles at the foot of the couch, lighting the Beer spill with much of the same pomp and intrepidity as the lost pet that's been the cause of his wife banishing him to sleep on the couch for the last week he does the only thing he's been trained to do in a moment of serendipity. Pull the covers over his head. Start wishing/whimpering until he falls asleep for a nap that will last only one hour When he will be woken brutally by his wife's sounds from that other room "how did you not hear her!": proof that women and felines invented the subconscious to tear apart man stronger, happier, and taller than she.
you are so youtiful to mee
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