charlotte douglas international, the floor, avoiding charlotte's top-rated christian youth-group who have overtaked all the goddan seats


CHARLOTTE DOUGLAS INTERNATIONAL is so weird, i'm at my gate called CSIX except the wrong plane is here it's called US AIRWAYS FLIGHT974 and it was supposed to leave THIRTY (30) minutes ago, but all these church kids from charlotte (en route to ST PAUL MINNESOTA)

::they just moved this asian girl and i's flight to a new gate called CFIVE, she andi got to sit next to each other on the other flight, too and we ^high^ fived on account of there was no body in our middle seat and then she fell asleep with her foot on the divider and her head in her purse in her window and everyone who sleeps in airports and-slash-or planes appears very acrobatic (also: hella strained)

oh, these guys are coming by, they come-by in pairs, a black guy and a white guy and it is so goofy to compare their little quirks and walking styles, not beacues therye black or white but because they so clearly spend so much time together that it's one of those really good fraternal relationships where they become really-well-matched, i call them THE =ENFORCERS= not because i've seen them =ENFORCE= anything, but because they look very stoic and cool and i really like them with their matching outfits (that are worn with different swag) and their shirts say 'ENFORCERS' on them

::this fat guy pushing a wheelchair (it was empty but he may not have kn own
was greeeting 'marianne' for the morning with a subtle how are you good yeh and then they kept on walking by each other:
EGGPLANT-SHAPED-MAN
Hearty, but entirely unbelievable; as if he had committed himself to the sound of the words as a sort of uninspired mantra, that, after too many years of monotonous utterance, has reversed its affffect on the man with an eggplant-shaped-torso.
Just livin' the dream.


:: i just read like the worst play ever by Gene O'neill called long day's something something something something something something something something; golly, i : underestimated my reading-speed, the likelihood of the play being good and not just depressing (which it was moreso than any plot devices could've made it just because gene oniell really thought he had something but it's really not anything)

actually, there are like fifteen people from the sandiego flight here waiting for stupid WASHINGTON-DULLES FLIGHT 3226 TIME 8:40AM. actually, all the people here are from my flight, weird-alert. where are THE =ENFORCERS= this little boy next to me has proibably the smallest laptop evermade and the corresponding-fingers and wrists. i cant believe he can use the same common-place items i use everyday, like doorknobs and pens. nevermind i dont like him atall his computer wont stop beeping (probablybecause) he's playing a beeping-game.