la mia revolucionaria:
yo man we were going down the elevator one time it was late and i was at like 12 loko arready or some shit right and they was so loud in the elevator that when that shit opens up on the lobby floor there's the ra hottass brittni and she's got her clipboard all up in her waist lookin all like the tight bitch she is and so we're goin
g down the elevator and they're stomping just echoing down the whole thing so you can hear it real loud at the bottom-like but we're going down and i'm texting prettygirl janelly saying real shit about how we're coming chill out and then the elevator 'bings' and then bam the door slides open all slow right like whothefuck pushed the button and didn wait for the door some hasty impatient fuck but then so the doors open and there was some other universe and them all just like paused looked over at us real blank like and then the doors slid back across real slow separated us and them again
bought my first coffee today it was iced, having dreams of karl
