dog, i know why you're here dog



WELCOME TO PSYCHETE-TOWN POPULATION: VERY FEW; ELEVATION: ABOUT AS TALL AS A SIX (6) FEET TWO (2) MAN STRETCHING UP TO CLAMBER UP INTO AND THROUGH AND ALL ABOUT A TREE BRANCH THAT IS ESTIMATEDLY SIX (6) FEET AND ELEVEN (11) INCHES

if that picture above us isn't evidence enough, i was abducted by aliens before falling in love with my then boyfriend Graham Bell (For whom I still roll, every night, every party, every dancefloor is left vacant, vacuous --by me).

but it was in the twelfth year that i rose in defilement of of of their populace, left on my tech deck and w1th only the bounds of theoretical physics binding me, i sawght refuge within plied-wood, morta and pestlence, a faked foundation of foreign anonymity but mostly consisting of extravagant sexual deviancy, efforts, escapes, errands

do you know what beauty looks like?
[] yes
[] no
[] im willing to bet i have an idea based on many factors out of my control and a few factors i have willed into my control
[] yes you do

How do i name my band?
Will I succeed?
Am I a product of genetic malpractical blueprints or something more?
How do you dress in heat?
What is Right?